Hella rad cutie running a shitty blog but I like Homestuck, Roosterteeth, Marvel, and a few animes. I'm friendly 75% of the time. So feel free to talk to me

 

"Oh, dude, Microsoft bought Minecraft for two-and-a-half billion dollars." [x]

(Source: teammuchrespect)

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 
after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 

after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

sillyandquiteawkward:

all i see is bad batter swimming in the plastic and you cant convince me otherwise

original from here

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

pity-sex:

We watched some episodes of sailor moon and i went to go pee, found her in my bag

She’s been in it for hours